We only said goodbye with words
I died a hundred times
You go back to her
And I go back to black
What historical event would you like to attend? The Holocaust
If you could take three celebrities to a desert island who would they be? Miles Teller, Doutzen Kroes and Elsa
What are you interested in? Doing drugs and getting faded.
What would be your ideal lifestyle? Celeb!
Who was the last person you said thank you to? Dys when he got off the bed, even though I had to FUCKING yell at him. DAA.
What are you favourite junk foods? Poutine,nachos, pizza, chicken wangs
What is in fashion today? Rompers and summer dresses and maxi dressed. and wedges.
What music are you listening to right now? Country in the summer.
If you could have dinner with one political figure, dead or alive, who would it be? Hitler.
What’s your favourite drink? I love me a good pornstar.
Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
sometimes i just cant believe this is the 21st century